Bathroom Things for When it Stings
Published: October 27, 2026 • 2-3 min read
Bathroom
Ah, the bathroom. One of our favorite places. It’s got some of our most favorite things. We visit it all the time. We go there almost every day. It’s where we take care of business. The personal kind. The kind that we don’t need to share with others. Unless it’s the doctor we’re speaking to, maybe. Even then, we usually keep it professional. Yeah, it’s got professional things in there. For doing work like a pro. When there’s a certain kind of personal thing we need to do, the bathroom is where we go.
It’s my bathroom. That means it’s got my stuff. For doing things by myself. For my eyes only. Well, unless I need a little help, maybe. A little help from a friend when I can’t reach that special spot. You know what I’m talking about. When you’ve got a boo-boo where the elbow doesn’t bend. That spot you usually need a backscratcher for. Or that the fingers don’t touch because we haven’t been stretching lately.
Things
What’s this for? Don’t worry about it, it just goes in the bathroom. Why do you need this? Well I don’t, not right now at least. But I might need it later. So just put it in the bathroom, please. Oh yeah, that thing? I keep those in the bathroom. Help yourself. What do you mean you don’t put those in the bathroom? That’s obviously where that goes. The bathroom. It’s almost like a toolbox, except for when you need to work on you. And by work on yourself, I don’t mean your personality or anything. I’m talking about body work. No, no, not like, that kind of body work.
Neosporin Necessity
I’m just being silly. I’m talking about when it’s time to get down to business. Like, when it’s seriously time to do something about that boo-boo. For when your body needs a little extra help getting the job done. For when you need a special something for your boo-boo. Why do I keep saying boo-boo? What do you call it? Oh. You call it a cut? I guess that is what this is for, after all. For when your body needs help healing, Neosporin is a necessity.
One of the first bathroom skills we learn is first-aid. And when we need to do first-aid, we usually use a Band-Aid. But a Band-Aid isn’t all. We need to disinfect, sanitize, our boo-boos when we get scraped and fall. It was only an accident, just a little cut. But I’ll be more careful next time. I was working in the kitchen, preparing food with a knife. How long have I been using this stuff? Hm, it must be 30 years, practically all my life. Since I’ve been able to go out and play. In my bathroom is where it does stay. For when that boo-boo’s hurt makes me think twice. Since I had my first accident, Neosporin has been nice.
Last Edited: October 27, 2026